But Helen's an Archer

Their gene pool can be traced back to the Greek Gods themselves

How can it be - cruel world

Was I right to chuck her (damn!)

Helens got a brother (Tom) who's into sausages with Brenda and lost his brother in a tragic tractor accident after he (the brother) made it up with Haley who now lives with Roy who racially attacked Usha who is now bonking the vicar