Bin Laden sends George Bush a coded message
to let him know he's still alive:

   370HSSU 0773H

Bush is baffled condi Rice and her aides and
even the FBI, CIA & NSA can't decipher it.

They ask the I.R.A. for help.
within minutes the I.R.A. replies:

"Tell the President he's holding the
message upside Down.