Guest, if you want a complete set of categories, I'd suggest adding the following:-

* Category #5: Over-reaction to genuine but minor threats. Mr. Mount-Mitchell-from-Midwestern-Molehills.

* Category #6: Over-reaction to non-existent threats, seeing conspiracy where there is none. Pedro Paranoid.

* Category #7: Correctly responding to a genuine threat. Sam Second-Amendment.

Me, I suspect you're either category 5 or 6. Sure, you think you're #7. So does everyone at this link.

Graham.