You could take him to 11 route bus stop in Erdington. Get him to take the circular tour, and say - anywhere in that circle - keep out of, to be on the safe side.   Although it would leave out the strife torn Erdington High Street, and the bomb cratered byways of West Brom - the living hell that is Stourbridge, and Morrisons car park in Redditch.

Go safe out there, Bill.