Sorry, not from Birmingham, or anywhere close. Not from Balham, I couldn't even tell you where that is, although someone does fervently belive that I once wrote something derrogatory about the place with some connection to a builders yard. When asked to cut and paste what I had supposedly written he/she declined to do so and another 'catter pointed out a search of my postings revealed no such reference to Balham. Still inspite of the most compelling evidence people will believe whatever it is they want to believe, with particular reference to this thread

Ard Mhacha - There is no such thing as a Yobs League Table
Ard Mhacha - Even if there were Britains youth would not top that table.