My tractor's on your lawn, Guest. Leave Lynne alone or I'll harrow your turnips. (this is how rural feuds really start)

Come to Ambridge and we'll sort it out man to man outside the Bull (although as this is an Archer's thread you're probably a girl anyway).

People like you just can't see that it's a waste of time trashing imaginary characters. Stick to picking on Helen or Ruth.....