This is too funny, on so many levels.
I saw the plans, seems that they've chosen to build the structure with lego's & erector sets; the no bid contract goes to two firms, Buck-tail & Hell-a-burning. The landscaping will be done with play-dough & plastic shrub-bery & the statue of the two bare naked ladies will be unveiled replica's of George's daughters as an aid in the campaign to practice safe sex. On the left as one walks in there'll be the original Constitution all whiten out flanked by the Amendments to one side & the Bill of Rights flanking the other side, both blotted & X'ed all over. Across from that on the other side will be cased & framed the little school book that George was reading while the Twin Towers burned. It'll be opened to the one page it took him 7 minutes to read. The building layout guide will be an exact copy of the mid-east roadmap to peace & the emergency exits will be marked & lighted by big UN signs. The floor of the main hall will all be done with Alaskan Spruce & will be called the Conservation Room. Construction will began January of 2009 & the day will be known & celebrated as the first Lame Duck Holiday

Barry