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Thread #96902   Message #1899452
Posted By: scrimnet
04-Dec-06 - 06:26 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Naughty family song
Subject: Lyr Req: Naughty family song
Can anyone help with this pse???

I remember a song once sung which contained the following..

...Sister suzie's been aborted for the forty second time
Cousin (brother ?) xxxx has been arrested for a homosexual crime.

Fathers lost(?) his anal sphincture
Mothers got a prolapsed womb

And finishes...

Yet we are not down hearted
Neither are we up the spout
Aunty Mabel has just farted
Blown her arsehole inside out

I think it may have been in a book called "Bawdy Barrack Room Ballads"

I've done a search on the site andfound nothing.

I think the tune was a variation on "She Was Poor But She Was Honest"...

Thanks!