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Thread #96902 Message #1899452
Posted By: scrimnet
04-Dec-06 - 06:26 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Naughty family song
Subject: Lyr Req: Naughty family song
Can anyone help with this pse???
I remember a song once sung which contained the following..
...Sister suzie's been aborted for the forty second time Cousin (brother ?) xxxx has been arrested for a homosexual crime.
Fathers lost(?) his anal sphincture Mothers got a prolapsed womb
And finishes...
Yet we are not down hearted Neither are we up the spout Aunty Mabel has just farted Blown her arsehole inside out
I think it may have been in a book called "Bawdy Barrack Room Ballads"
I've done a search on the site andfound nothing.
I think the tune was a variation on "She Was Poor But She Was Honest"...