Life presents a dismal picture
dark and mournful as the tomb
Father has and anal stricture
mother has a fallen womb
in the corner sits Jemima
never laughs and rarely smiles
what a dismal occupation
cracking ice for Grandpas piles

brother Bill has been reported
for a homosexual crime
siter Jane has been aborted
for the forty second time
see the baby with his Mammy
he is always having fits
every time he coughs he vomits
every time he farts he shits

Thats as much as I can remeber just now