Fairness doesn't really come into it. This is business - and they have to flog this load of fairly unmemorable old tat.

Its an unenviable job. they represent a tradition, which no one in anybody's family has handed down to them. Playing dance tunes that nobody in England dances to. They are Rourkes Drift, we are the zulus.

Just be one of the zulus (there must have been one or two of them) who were smart enough to say sod this for a game defending our differing cultural values....