What amazes me is how little notice people seem to take about the indications that talking too long on a mobile phone fries your brain.

I keep on getting reminded of how it used to be with smoking a few years back, all the Marlboro' ads and that. How long before they start putting health warnings on phones? How long before the lawsuits begin?

And think, if you've got one of those you can't even take a crap in peace.

The only time I find myself wishing I had one is when I'm standing at the front of a queue and the receptionist can't deal with me, because the phone keeps on ringing and getting priority over the physical queue. Now if I had a mobile, I could just dial and get attention...