Oh, there's a song if ever I heard one..

The whelk, his tail is full of shit,

And to the French, the bestest bit;

So come along, don't be a tit,

Open your mouth and swallow it.


Some say the best bit is the shell,

But me, I think it tastes like hell.

It feels like rock, as hard as well,

And lies like stone in your Derby Kell.



Any thakers...?


Seamus