Picture Book??? You're so young Ross!

Apologies conveyed and accepted. Only the man beside me said 'who the f is Ross?' I had a chance when Martin gave a stirring rendition of 'let's all go to Barton'.

And lastly Ethel showed me a really quick way of getting there, past the Dahlias then a couple of quick turns - much easier than previous recommendations of 'pass the theatre then on and somewhere'.

My guitar's nearly a year old. I 'll be pleased when it starts walking and doesn't need to be carried everywhere.

More news about 'pick and squeeze' later.