Seein' as it the Christmas season, I figurated that I had sho nuff better come up with somethin' that the P-Vine would sho nuff like and so a couple of weeks ago, after several, ahhhh, many hints it came to me that what she wanted more than anything was a...
...pergola...
Now for those of you who don't know exactly what a "pergola" is, it is a completely useless room that lives outside with no real rook and no real walls but it's a womenz kinda thing, which, as we know, I ain't got a clue about...
...but so I went to the ineternet and studied up some designs of these useless rooms and then set about designing and drawin' up one of these things, took it to the local zoning office, got a building permits and all the stuff that a man has to go thru to build a perfectly useless room for the womenz he loves and...
... over the last week, Donnie "I'm a Drunk" and I have slaved way on the useless room but...
...friggin' hark, as in "Hark the Angels Sing", me and Donnie "I'm a Drunk" have put the final touches on the useless room, thank God, and now I can reeally get into the Christmas season knowin' that the P-Vine is happy with the useless room and I'm happy to to have it's buildin' behind me...
Of course, I still have to have the building inspector out to see that Donnie "I'm a Drunk" and I built this useless room correctly which in this county is no longer a slam dunk but...
...for tonight, all is well and to each, peace be with you...