Well, the good news is that one of the elves came up with the perfect thing for you. The bad news is that it is currently in the hands of one of my more recalcitrant assistants and I may not get it in time for that l o n g trip to the Antipodes. I have dispatched Rudolph himself to light its way to me so that I can get it sent on, and I do still have hopes it will be there before Twelfth Night...or maybe Whitsun...but St. Barbara's Day is definitely out.