What about dear old hoppity

All my school chums used to envy him because he had one leg shorter than the other and this helped him to swing perfectly on the garden gate - how we used to laugh at disabled people in the good old days

Didn't Twizzle have a cat that loved the smell of smelly fish

JB - Who are Amndo - new supergroup?

I leave a light on when I go out; to tell burglars I sit in the hall all night

Woke up this morning and found a jumbo at the top of the stairs - I'd left the landing light on