I didn't expect you home so early: did you take a few days off from trying to overthrow the evil ones?

I am Santa not Sam. And likewise I am not as wise as Samwise, and am certainly no gardener (or Gardner). And thirteen children is nearly a dozen more than I actually have.

Sing of rings and Rosie
As the light declines
I remember Cirith Ungol
In the bad old times

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