Probably damned lucky for this idiot that you didn't have your dragon pen close by. Tinker gave me one of these as a gift (and everyone tries to talk me out of it btw) and should you hold it like a roll of quarters in your hand, and hit someone, the effect would be the same!! Dude is heavy, and very well balanced.

Keep your head right, sweetie, and mind the kids. Glad you are beefing up security. Shit, I hate hearing this.

Mick