The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #96978   Message #1903951
Posted By: Bobert
08-Dec-06 - 06:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: Bobert's Christmas Story...
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Christmas Story...
Yeah, Rap, yer a man after my own heart... Soon as spring gets here I'll put an ad in the classified ads for nude womenz... But seriously, yeah, we'll prolly end up with some kinda water feature but not, repeat, not one of them ponds made from plastic liners...

Yo, LH, yeah, Shane and Donnie "I'm a Drunk" would prolly play nicely with one another... BTW, how tall is Shane??? I kinda see him at just under 6 foot... BTW, Part 2, Donnie is 4'10", if that but will outwork most sober 6 footers but don't let him drive anythin but a tractor 'cause he can either do the pedals or the windshield, but not both...

You will love this one though... This past summer I had an old beat-to-crap ridin' mower (sans the actual mower) so I gave it to him to ride back and forth to the end of the holler where Donnie "I'm a Drunk" live with his brother in a double wide... Now Donnie ain't never had no drivin' license 'cause, ahhhh, well, it's obvious but he got stopped by Deputy Wright 'cause he wasn't driving the mower very well and told to park it... Deputy Wright then took Donnie the rest of the way home but warned him that the next time it was going to be a D.U.I.!!!! That, unfortuneatly is a true story so now Donnie won't drive it anywhere but here on the farm....

Bobert