Shane is 5'11", Bobert, so you're right on the mark. He has shoulder-length greasy blonde hair (heavy metal fan haircut), a mustache, and several days growth of stubble on his chin, usually. He wears lumberjack shirts and old cruddy work boots or sneakers. He has a filthy jacket with old stains on it from tossing his cookies after an all-night bender. He has a hat that says "I'm with the idiot" (arrow pointing sideways) and a dirty old T-shirt that says "FREE SEX - (men need not apply)" (with a large red arrow pointing down at his crotch). He had a driving license...once. He can roll a joint in less than 30 seconds. He can chug a beer in less than 10 seconds...up to a certain number...he has never made it past 35 of them at one stretch. He very, very seldom engages in physical labor, unless you count exercising the monkey.