Donnie ain't like that... Been known to stay in the holler for years at a time other than to sneak down to the Exxon station daily fir a case 'er two...
Okaym he also spent 2 years, 6 months in the joint for burnin' down his next door neighbor's house back 'round 10 er 13 years ago... Prolly woulda goy away with it if he hadn't screamed at his niegbor 'I told you I was gonna burn you out, you &^%&^%$(^& in front of the cops and the fire department...
Don't know if that was the Iron City Beer or the weed but no matter... 2 years an' 6 months of forced sobriety...
Ahhhhh, as fir hair??? He cuts it all off an' shaves the first 90 degree day of each year and that's it... Lookin' a tad rough now but, hey, maybe that extra fir will keep him alive if he passes out in his brother's yard a few yards from the step ladder placed against the double wide to Donnie's window which is his front door...