You are playing with fire, LH.

You've invented a whole back story and motivation for this figment of your imagination that you originally created for purposes of release when you feel the need to masturbate.

Beware!

Next you'll be blaming this Shane for things that happen around you.

"I didn't do it! It was Shane! He's baaaaaaaad..."

Tell the truth! He's already engaging you in conversations as you drift off to sleep, isn't he? It's gotten that far, hasn't it?

Just stop it now before it goes too far!