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Thread #59418   Message #1904629
Posted By: Bunnahabhain
09-Dec-06 - 12:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Quilters may be employed as a psyclogical warefare weapon, if the situation warrents such serious intervention, and all standard measures, which are detailed in seperate publications 'Hearts and minds in Banana Republics' and 'Police state 101, Big black cars for beginners'

No detailed accounts of their function remains intact, and all the copies so far found have been written in either the suviviors own blood, or an intricate cross-stitch upon the weapon, dependant upon the intial inclination of the targetIt generally consists of a variation on the theme of 'The natter, the endless inanne natter..'

From the F.A.I.G.A.* field handbook

*The secret police so secret you've not heard of them. You can guess what it stands for, but I wouldn't want to be you if you get it right...