I cannot believe people who think they can get away with "combined" gifts. I'd never do that to somebody.

My birthday's July 4 (which makes me a Cancer. And a crab. Stop laughing), which is luckily not a gift-giving holiday but I always have to stay home to avoid the drunk drivers and make sure nobody shoots a firecracker into my garage. I had a grandmother whose birthday was Hallowe'en, the lucky dog. You could have great birthday parties with that.