Just to follow on from Gwenda's mommy mommy jokes from last night.

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.


Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.


Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.


Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?

Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!


Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.

Shut up and eat around it!