Mummy mummy, can I lick the bowl please?
Shut up and pull the flush like everyone else!

Mummy mummy, daddy's been sick!
That's nothing to cry about mary.
But Mum, Sally's getting all the big bits.

Mummy mummy daddy's gone out again!
Well pour some more paraffin on him dear.

Mummy mummy what's a vampire?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots.

Mummy mummy can I play with Granny?
No you dug her up three times today already.

Mummy mummy, I'm 14 now can I wear a bra?
Shut up John!

Mummy mummy why is daddy so still?
Shut up and keep digging!

Any more for any more?