Sorry! it was a line in Scantieman's pot that done it...


A glass of port, And A slice of cheese?
Several Cheddars and lots of Bries
Offer me a glass and all I'll take
Is a bloody great jug from the French* 'wine lake'

A glass of Dow,and a Gouda 'wheel'
It's really great how they make me feel
Though drinking beer can be quite bliss,
All it does is makes me piss.


Apologies to Worzel & Aunt Sally!
Feel free to add more

CHEERS
Nigel

*(Ok, I know it's the Euro wine lake, and Port is from Portugal, but I'm already taking enough liberties with the scansion!)