I've just returned from my brother's place in Brooklyn where plans are being finalized for the annual Bark! The Herald Angels Sing in Prospect Park. I managed to smuggle out a copy of this year's songbook of holiday parodies, dedicated to their canine buddies. Their organization is called FIDO (www.fidobrooklyn.org). This special event will be holding forth this Saturday, December 16th, from 8 to 9 AM, in the Park. Admission is free.

Here is an example of what you'll hear:

Dog Rest Ye Merry Dobermans
(Words by Jane Landis)

Dog rest ye merry doberman's and do not jump or bray,
For there will be some tasty treats left over here today;
Some pumpkin pie and turkey skins are sure to come your way --

Oh, tidings of table scraps and bones,
Biscuits and scones,
Oh, tidings of table scraps and bones!

So be on best be-hav-i-or until the meal is through,
Then hopefully we'll feel so full we'll share a bite with you
But only if you do not whine or lick my plate or drool --

Oh, tidings of table scraps and bones,
Biscuits and scones,
Oh, tidings of table scraps and bones!

And once we eat we'll go outside so you can run so free;
You'll romp with all your canine friends; you'll make a poop and pee,
And dream about tomorrow's meal of leftover good-ies --

Oh, tidings of table scraps and bones,
Biscuits and scones,
Oh, tidings of table scraps and bones!

FIDO is always interested in canine holiday parodies from other parts of the world, and I'll be happy to forward any contributions you might offer. And for every contribution, I'll match it with one more from the FIDO songbook.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble