He had just purchase a wonderful new accordian. It was very expensive, so when he stopped for an errand, carefully parked in the shade, rolled up the windows, and locked the car up tight. Imagine the horror of coming back to the car, to see that the windows were smashed in! With heart in his throat, he approached the car, and peered in. In the backseat were TWO accordians.

The difference between a 12/11 dulcimer, and a 16/15? You can slice more cheese per minute with the 16/15.