I had a loose thread on my jeans.

So I grabbed it and tried to break it off.

But it pulled out a little more.

So I wrapped it around my finger and gave it a quick hard pull to break it off.

But it pulled out lots more of the thread.

Then my pants fell off.

And I tripped over them.

And my penis went into a naked lady that just happened to be there. Total accident.

I was just getting up when you came into the room, honey.

Honest! That's what happened.











... stupid thread!