I do wish you feline fans would start your own thread. Just because I have a calico cooncat purring in my lap while I type this post doesn't mean that I won't flame the next kitty litterer.

The Christmas Song (Canine Version)
(Words by Chris Borris)

Pigs' ears roasting on an open fire,
Shi Tzus nipping at your nose;
Yuletide carols being howled by a choir
And folks dressed up like Malamuts;
Everybody knows sausage and some milk bone treats
Help to make the season bright;
Tiny pugs with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight;
They know the Big Dog's on his way;
He's loaded lots of chews and kibble on his sleigh;
And ev'ry mother's pup is gonna spy
To see if sled dogs really know how to fly;
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To dogs from one to ninty-two,
Altho' it's been said many times many ways,
"Merry Christmas to you!"

Cheerily,
Charley Noble