Princess Anne doesn't tell people to f orf, she tells them to naff orf, so much nicer.

Have they really only just got round to repairs after the Buncefield thingamy. Wots a disfunctional farmhouse, is it a farmhouse that just cant cope, or has personality disorders does it want to be a flat or a bungalow. Was it abandoned by its garden shed when it was just a plot?

Of course you can borrow a horse Cathie, which one would you like, the fat one, the hairy one, the tall skinny snooty one, the muddy one, the little one who bites your legs, my sons pony that kicks anything it can reach usually my husband, the quick one, the plodder - or my mate Red who shags anything that moves (or that doesnt move quick enough that is)? Who said they dont have characters.

Ross have you measured that box will it be big enough? Jockeys are any height you like as long as they've enough velcro on their bottoms.