I WISH!!!!!!

"Now Brave boys be of Good Cheer
For the Breakfast Tent will soon draw near
and soon we'll settle last nights beer
eat your porridge oats my son

Chorus
No Shredded wheat, no shredded wheat
but a big Full English coming on behind
No Shredded wheat, no shredded wheat
Eat your porridge oats my son

No Mueseli, no more All Bran
We'll settle down to some decent scran
and all that rabbit food we'll ban
Eat your porridge oats my son

No cheese salad no Lo-fat spread
but a lump of pig on a slice of bread
or a piece of beef thats only just dead
all on a Sesame bun