8 legs on a spider is another - 8L on a S

Well sports fans everywhere, what can I say about Ascot

It was alright - I lost £20 but I had a very nice time

I doubled my body weight and drank lots of lager

The new grandstand looks a bit like an airport terminal

It got a bit dark towards the end so the jockeys had to ease up a bit

I got in a fight with Lord Slough and now I have an ASBO