I spent quite some time last evening, and I finally worked out the equation:

Energy = Motto x the speed of something in centimeters squared.

Or, as I like to write, E-mc^2.

Now if I can only work out what that something is that speeds along. I've tried gossip, ignornance, Shane (came out way, way too long a figure), pop music, and all sorts of times, like 4/4 and 6/8 and 12/8 and 16/32 and andante vivace and allegretto con multigraino.

Well, I hope to have it all finished in time for next year's Nobel Prize money.