My neighbors were a little late in getting their Christmas lights up. And in the hurry I believe thay didn't realize what they had done. From two houses down and across the street, I see a huge crucified snowman. This sighting was confirmed by Tami who kep[t begging me to close the blinds and a call the police to report a cross burning. Yesterday, TRUBRIT stopped by to see the final product. Two strings of lights extending from the vertical bar to a hedge create the impression of a crucified snowman with an erection. Children live in this home so of course all the strings blink but not in any rational sequence. I fear an epileptic seizure every time I walk out my front door. What is the etiquette in this situation? Do I just sneak down and unplug the abomination? Do I carry on the theme and try to create an Easter scene with a rolling stone and emerging figure? Anyone have a similar problem?