Ah Bill, that was the fart joke I liked best!!!

I have a running verbal battle with a chap at work. When he made some sarcastic comment, I was called upon to reply. I looked him in the eye and said 'I would indulge in a battle of wits but I don't fight with unarmed opponants'. The measure of the man is that he took several minutes to work that one out whilst the onlooker who requested my input fell off her chair laughing.

LTS