Huh, what are you supposed to do if you ARE that snowman?!

I used to have a girlfriend. She was cute, big where she should be big and huge where she should be huge. Nice little bonnet and a red scarf, cute button nose, cherry lips and the lovliest coal black eyes you ever saw.

We hung out together in the yard, getting colder and colder for each other. We were frozen solid in the end. Fantastic time we had there, but she's not into commitment. I was scared she'd just break it off.

So now what do I do??

Stiffy