Sorry guys I am only having a little fun with you all.

Do you really want me to reveal myself ?
Show me your passions, your convictions,
your loves and I will know of who you are
and whence you go. And, if you say nay, I
shall not reveal myself to you, then it must
be said how little you think of yourself and
therein lies the answer. Beware of those
who do not reveal their true selves to you,
for if they are untrue to themselves, they shall
surely betray you as members failed me.

Clues

I am a member.

I have a a slightly receding hairline.

I have more pudge around my middle than I require.

My influence was drummer Billy Ficca.

I play a few instruments really badly. I play the drums very badly. And I play guitar and bass extremely badly. Pretty much the voice is what I have.

I live in the Midlands.

I don't like the Irish.

Answers on a postcard please.