Must have been John Breeze

Well done PA - what a family you are

Now Cathy:-

It all started before the 3.00 Slumberland Novices Handicap Race for young horses with reading difficulties. I was pontificating whether to put a pony on 'naughty nightie' when I said rather loudly that I wouldn't mind backing that young filly. Lord Slough thought I was talking about his wife. Struck me on the head with a champers bottle and called me an oik. I mildly pushed him and he fell orf the fourth floor balcony. He landed on 'naughty nightie' and they rode orf into the sunset. Came third. I was led orf to the cells where my legs where exposed to rubber truncheons. I then had to sing 'o lordy' whilst running my tin cup along the bars until they could bear it no more. I was released and am now the proud owner of an ASBO (class 3 with merit)

Lord Slough - the sausage magnate - owns a lido in Sidmouth - you must have met him at the last Hammersmith orgy for young debs