Yeah, well, I got a traffic ticket for it. "Failure to use chains during icy conditions." Damn cops. Next thing you know they'll be after you for minor infractions, like moonshining and battery and public lewdness and illicit intentions and fighting and drunkeness.

And then they'll have to shut down the Legion Hovel and we'll be in the same dilemma as the teenage boy who finds himself sans condom when the "magic moment" arrives and his girlfriend ain't about to take chances!

Dunno what this world is coming to, and it the Christmas season, too.