Now, let's look back a bit to that much-fated day When young Tami looked out of the window, cried "Hey!" There's a snowman out yonder, he's flashing quite proudly I do beg you pardon, but she said it quite loudly Aghast and dismayed and beset by emotion The landlady raced to behold the commotion She took a quick peek through the blinds and declared That the Near-Headless Jesus this sight must be spared So, the terrible twosome departed in haste To his rescue, alas, but it all was a waste He'd seen it and was by the flashing bemused Then he gathered his wits crying "We're not amused!" Now, to spare him distress, well, it's only my guess Could have been that they wanted to give him redress They twittered and tittered, did ponder and scheme Till finally Jacqui came up with a theme Come on, girls, come on, let's take matters in hand We've done it before, sure, we know that we can So they sped 'cross the street and bedecked him with tinsel Never one to give in, the illustrious Sinsull