That squid is just pretending to be sick so no one turns him into calamari (or is it scungili?)
Squid in Green Aspic with Reindeer Giblets - YUM

Kitty, when was the last time you were brushed? Mats and grit and hairballs. You're a mess. Let's see if I can find a brush and flea comb and make you all pretty for Christmas.