It's hard on a snowman
When he starts to feel the heat
When the fires of desire
Start to puddle up his feet
And when he's in his top-most form,
The height of frozen fashion,
He falls below the snowman norm
When melted down by passion!!

Oh it's hard time, hard times, hard
For the snowman in the snowy yard,
Who yearns to be a Don Juan bold
But can't because it's too damn cold,
Hard, boys, hard!

Now icicles are very hard,
As long as they are freezing
But the ladies shun the snowy yard
For they say that it's not pleasing
And when desire starts to burn
Or when the day turns sunny,
The rampant snowman starts to turn
And his manhood gets all runny!

Oh it's hard time, hard times, hard
For the snowman in the snowy yard,
Who yearns to be a Don Juan bold
But can't because it's too damn cold,
Hard, boys, hard!