You simply fail to grasp my peculiar sense of humor, zzz... ;-) This thread is a satirical response to another thread in the same vein.

Bee-Dub, that was a GREAT contribution! Thanks for a good laugh.

If indeed Lassie was played by a male dog...or several male dogs...then we have additional reason to wonder why "she" was never seen lifting her leg and engaging in other such rites of male dog passage! There has clearly been a massive coverup foisted upon an unsuspecting public, and I hope we get to the bottom of it in this discussion.