Well hello, Agent, you must be one of the new recruits. Welcome to Mudcat Underground, the top-secret headquarters of The Mudcat FBI. No one would realize that under a busy West Chester street lies the nerve-center of a powerful organization bent on saving the world from music ignorance.

Hello, I'm Agent Richards, but you can call me Agent Mbo. Here's your official Mudcat dark sunglasses. Wear them with pride, rookie.

Here's the tour, there's a canteen/pub in the back there, if its refreshment you need. Board rooms over here...what's that you say? Oh, that long, dark hallway? That's the coridoor to the President's office. No one sees to much of the President. Some folks call him "Max". But he sends out orders fast enough. Right through here...

This is the squad room. Right now we're working on several cases. In fact, we just sent a sweeper team out to Phoenix...seems there was a kid who left out the C#m7 chord in the chorus of "Shangri-La". It's never a dull moment around here. We get an average of 200 incidents an hour.

Who's that, you say? Why, that's our junior member, Agent O'Possum, our expert on ocarinas and other mouth blown instruments. Yep, we finally got him a nice black Gucci ensemble in his size.

Feel free to wander around and get acquainted with the other agents...they're everywhere. Just don't go down that dark hallway, rookie...

--Agent Mbo