Screams are heard issuing forth from an interview room, where the Kitten Cavalry is interrogating a suspect.

"What did you mean in your thought for the day posting? Don't you know there are speical guidleines for those???"

"But I was a newbie!!! They said it was OK to come in and look around! I only posted once!!"

"Ignorance is no excuse, stunod!!!"

[Slap, slap, SLAPP punctuated by screams]

"HELP, SOMEONE, PLEEEEZE... I don't think anyone can HEARME, why doesn't anyone come get me outta here???"

"Oh, so yer ready to confess, eh? Whaddaya think we got here, a freakin' confessional? There's no room on the drive here to *incarcerate* ye, either, till Max gets more equipment-- We don't punish, we terminate yer cookies! Shoot em Agent Praise, s/he violated the first folkie principle!!

"What's that?" says Agent Praise, panic setting in.

"Ah, another ignoramus!! Get her!"

"Help!! Agent Offer!!! Edit me to safety!!!"