An Agent drags someone in through the front door. The front desk clerk (civilian) looks up from his coffee and donuts. "Oh, another GUEST, eh?"

"Yeah, I caught him lurkin' around out back."

"Go on back to the GUEST quarters then with him, they'll virus check him, de-goof him, do a background check, and anoint him King or issue him his soapbox over there. Or terminate his crabby ass if he's not fit to be among us."

"OK, then should I stop off in the Documents section to help him pick out a 'Cat name and get his ID issued?"

"No, those are issued in the cafeteria, dummy. We gotta see what kinda cookies he can swallow.....