Scrump - thanks a lot!
Today I took your last advice and hit him with a friends Telecaster. I am now in the local nick awaitimg manslaughter charges. My ex-telecaster owning friend is sueing me for a new guitar and stress for losing his treasured 1969 'axe'. My wife and kids have moved out in case my rage manifests itself in the home.
They say I may be out to celebrate New Year - 2020.
L.O.L.

Cheers everyone and I hope you are all 'out' for New Year 2006/7