Wad's dis den, the Mudcat Folk Bureau of Insurgents???!!! Or, is dat Insanity, with a capital "I"?!!!

An, hey, shuge, I got tha redhair, but I've nevah seen yew befo'. Doncha be touchin' mah cookies, neither, ya heah? Not til I know youse bettah! Is that a fiddle in yawl's case or are ya just *hittin'* on lil ole me??batting long eyelashes rapidly